moonbeamsfanfic: (Metallicar - Impala from Supernatural)
I totally just wrote this today because [livejournal.com profile] shade_shifter wanted it dared me to. Hi, Shifty! ::waves:: Look what I did! Don't worry if you don't get all the TF nuances... neither does Dean. XP

ETA: Now with bonus cracky comment-fic, because people keep daring me to! ACK! *eg*

Title: Never Never Land
Author: Moonbeam’s Predilections
Fandoms: Supernatural/Transformers ’07 Movieverse Crossover
Genre: GEN, Crossover, Outside POV, sorta Humour
Rating: PG
Word count: 2,377 words
Summary: Sam and Dean investigate strange sightings at a car show.


Breaking your teeth on the hard life coming/Cutting your feet on the hard earth running... )

Am still sick. Still badly congested, still have a fever, still exhausted, and still feel like death would be a step up from my current condition.

I may not be going to work tomorrow at this rate. We shall see how I feel in the morning. ::goes off to cough up a lung::
moonbeamsfanfic: (What More Do You Want?)
I feel awful. Couldn't sleep last night due to a killer sore throat. Still got the sore throat today but have also added in sinus congestion, body aches, and a fever. Also, I'm bloody exhausted but can't seem to sleep any.

So of course I find myself writing frakken' porn!

And not even one of the porn fics I should be writing, like the next installment in the Ping-Pong !verse. But, oh yes, an entirely NEW fic thanks to -- once again -- that evil of evils [livejournal.com profile] tfanonkink, the Transformers Anonymous Kink Meme.

Why I keep reading that I have no idea. It's never a good host: all pushy and demanding. Don't you know I have the flu and feel like death warmed (way) over? Have a little mercy on a sick soul!

::blows nose::

Excuse me, I have to go back to writing my (God help me) Grimlock/Seekers fic response now. ::headdesks::

I will leave you with the line that instantly popped into my head when I read the request... ...which took over my brain and spurred me to write this travesty even in my miserable state. )
moonbeamsfanfic: (Zombie Jesus! - Farnsworth from Futurama)
Just for the record, I double-checked that none of my sparkling names are claimed in canon. Whether any of them have been used for fan characters, I do not know. If so, it was entirely accidental and coincidental. M'kay?

Title: Reasons Jazz Is A Lucky Mech, #248
Author: Moonbeam's Predilections
Fandom: Transformers G1
Genre: Humour, Romance, Crack and Fluff!
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 3,030 words this part, 9,852 words total (it crosses the 10,000 word mark if you include chapter titles and summary!)

Part 1: In which Jazz learns what the Decepticons are getting up to when they're not causing trouble.

Part 2: In which Jazz learns that Seekers ain't the only ones with quirky programming.

Part 3: In which the time has come.

Part 4: In which lucky!Jazz *gets* lucky.

Part 5: In which fun times are had by all.

Part 6: In which grown mechs act like sparklings when they're expecting 'em.

Part 7: In which the sparklings bring the factions closer together. )

\o/ Yay, I finished! What started out as a little ficlet crack-bunny had the nerve to grow and evolve into a real story -- it was the Fic That Could! It had me writing it every spare moment I was awake (and sometimes while I was asleep!) to finish it, and now I finally did. Thank Primus!

Right! On to the next project! XD
moonbeamsfanfic: (Default)
The bonus chapter that wasn't supposed to exist, but which the story just doesn't work without!

Title: Reasons Jazz Is A Lucky Mech, #248
Author: Moonbeam's Predilections
Fandom: Transformers G1
Genre: Humour, Romance, Borderline Crack and Getting Crackier!
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 1,394 words this part, 6,821 words total

Part 1: In which Jazz learns what the Decepticons are getting up to when they're not causing trouble.

Part 2: In which Jazz learns that Seekers ain't the only ones with quirky programming.

Part 3: In which the time has come.

Part 4: In which lucky!Jazz *gets* lucky.

Part 5: In which fun times are had by all.

Part 6: In which grown mechs act like sparklings when they're expecting 'em. )

Except for the Epilogue, of course! ;)
moonbeamsfanfic: (C is for Crack)
Title: Reasons Jazz Is A Lucky Mech, #248
Author: Moonbeam's Predilections
Fandom: Transformers G1
Genre: Humour, Romance, Borderline Crack and Getting Crackier!
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 1,479 words this part, 5,426 words total

Part 1: In which Jazz learns what the Decepticons are getting up to when they're not causing trouble.

Part 2: In which Jazz learns that Seekers ain't the only ones with quirky programming.

Part 3: In which the time has come.

Part 4: In which lucky!Jazz *gets* lucky.

Part 5: In which fun times are had by all. )

You know, I could probably end the fic right here. It's kind of complete in and of itself, when you think about it. But where'd the fun in that be? An epilogue may still be very much needed, methinks. ;)
moonbeamsfanfic: (Touch - Endy/Sere from Sailor Moon)
Hmm... looks like two more parts of this to go. Might even be done by Sunday if I get lucky! XD

Title: Reasons Jazz Is A Lucky Mech, #248
Author: Moonbeam's Predilections
Fandom: Transformers G1
Genre: Humour, Romance, Borderline Crack and Getting Crackier!
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,024 words this part, 3,946 words total (so far)

Part 1: In which Jazz learns what the Decepticons are getting up to when they're not causing trouble.

Part 2: In which Jazz learns that Seekers ain't the only ones with quirky programming.

Part 3: In which the time has come.

Part 4: In which lucky!Jazz *gets* lucky. )

P.S. I opted not to raise the rating on account of this sparksex business being awfully damn tame in comparison to my usual porn. ;P
moonbeamsfanfic: (Permission to Sin - Don from Numb3rs)
Inspired by my reading and loving of Aeos on the non-sticky page of the [livejournal.com profile] tfanonkink meme, I just couldn't help myself. I had to try my own hand at the classic fandom trope of Seekers in heat and going through breeding cycles.

And then it didn't even turn out as cracky as I was expecting! The nerve! ;P

Title: Reasons Jazz Is A Lucky Mech, #248
Author: Moonbeam's Predilections
Fandom: Transformers G1
Genre: Humour, Romance
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,052 words this part, 2,921 words total (so far)

Part 1: In which Jazz learns what the Decepticons are getting up to when they're not causing trouble.

Part 2: In which Jazz learns that Seekers ain't the only ones with quirky programming.

Part 3: In which the time has come. )
moonbeamsfanfic: (Transformers Faction Symbols)
Inspired by my reading and loving of Aeos on the non-sticky page of the [livejournal.com profile] tfanonkink meme, I just couldn't help myself. I had to try my own hand at the classic fandom trope of Seekers in heat and going through breeding cycles.

And then it didn't even turn out as cracky as I was expecting! The nerve! ;P

Title: Reasons Jazz Is A Lucky Mech, #248
Author: Moonbeam's Predilections
Fandom: Transformers G1
Genre: Humour, Romance
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,016 words this part, 1,868 words total (so far)

Part 1: In which Jazz learns what the Decepticons are getting up to when they're not causing trouble.

Part 2: In which Jazz learns that Seekers ain't the only ones with quirky programming. )

Next part tomorrow!
moonbeamsfanfic: (Transformers Faction Symbols)
So I'm reading and absolutely loving Aeos on the non-sticky page of the [livejournal.com profile] tfanonkink meme, and I just couldn't stop thinking about how funny the truth is. There really ARE a lot of those Seekers in heat and breeding cycle kinds of stories going around -- and I think I've read most of 'em!

And then the next thing I knew I was writing this... ;P

Title: Reasons Jazz Is A Lucky Mech, #248
Author: Moonbeam's Predilections
Fandom: Transformers G1
Genre: Humour, Romance
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 852

You know all those stories about Seekers in heat and going through breeding cycles? Well, Jazz didn’t. He does now. )

EDIT: Added about 400 more words 2 hours later to round out the chapter, in case you read the first bit previously. ;)
moonbeamsfanfic: (Yay!)
Yay, it's another installment of the Jack-fic crossovers! Ostensibly written for the [livejournal.com profile] 10_inspirations challenge, although it's taking me way too long to get through. Seven more to go! ;P


Title: Waltz Tango Foxtrot
Author: Moonbeam's Predilections
Genre: Stargate SG-1/Transformers 2007 movieverse
Rating: G
Word count: 1950
Prompt: Quote #16 - “I know, a little melodramatic, but you know what they say, one scary sound is worth a thousand threats.” -Rhys in Laurell K. Hamilton's Caress of Twilight

While at Area 51, Jack takes a very *special* jet out for a ride. )
moonbeamsfanfic: (*squeeee!* - Dolphin Noises!)
Happy New Year!

(So I'm a little late -- the sentiment is still valid. :P)

Anyway, I've resolved to make this year better than the last year or five. Okay, admittedly, there are a few small snags to the start of my new year. But they're little things really... in the grand scheme of life.

Which brings me to the writing front. Writing, which I am actually going to do again. Yay!

To start, I think I've finally pretty much got most of my fics loaded up on my account at the Archive Of Our Own that I plan to add. It's made me look back at what all I've done in 7 years of writing (over a 12 year span): 43 fics, 19 fandoms, a little over 170,000 words total. Yeah, it's not much compared to most, but it's all I've got. In doing so, though, I've decided that I don't want to have any unfinished fics lingering over my head like a Damocles Sword. I want everything in one place, and to start this decade off right!

So what I'll be focusing on this year is completing all those taunting WIPs I've got dangling around. Including, but not limited to, my seaQuest/Free Willy crossover, the next KR:Fire&Ice AU/M7:ATF AU crossover fic(s), the remaining eight Jack-fic crossovers from [livejournal.com profile] 10_inspirations, and the Stargate: SG-1/Highlander crossover where Methos is Jack's dad. Oh, and continuing the Rumble/Starscream ping-pong porn !verse with [livejournal.com profile] katsuko!

Of course, this won't stop me from writing the occasional new fic as the muse calls. ::coughs:: damned kink meme! ::coughs::

What can I say? I went so many years without a muse at all, I just can't bring myself to ignore her now. ;P
moonbeamsfanfic: (Transformers Faction Symbols)
I am bored. I am sleepy. And I do not want to leave my house tomorrow because the roads are going to suck once all this snow and wind settles down.

Therefore... FIC! )

Fandom: Transformers G1
Genre: GEN, humour
Rating: G
Word count: 1032 words
moonbeamsfanfic: (Pong)
This totally doesn't count as part of the porn ping-pong. It's not even enough to be a side-story, more of a side... drabble. Or drabble-and-a-half, I guess.

Either way, it's not my fault! XD

Some spectators of this sport aren't enjoying the game as much as we are. ::snickers:: )

Looking forward to whatever porny goodness the evil bunnies end up leaving you with, [livejournal.com profile] katsuko. LOL!
moonbeamsfanfic: (C is for Crack)
Right. So, [livejournal.com profile] katsuko has some kind of evil perverted porn ping-pong powers that I am apparently helpless to resist. She started it by writing this amazingly kinky prompt, which I then had to write. Then she makes it worse by writing a sequel to my fic! That fiend! But the true devious qualities of her ploy are revealed when her sequel entices me into a writing a sequel of my own. A sequel to her sequel, no less!

Yes, yes my friends, she is truly an evil evil creature. With her around, the porn never ends! *eg*

Title: When The Cat's Away, The Mice Will Play
Author: Moonbeam's Predilections
Genre: Transformers G1 -- Kinky sticky fic! (D'uh!)
Pairing: Rumble/Starscream
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,500 words

Notes: This story is a sequel to Obscene Comm Calls by [livejournal.com profile] katsuko, which is a sequel to Size Doesn't Matter, Except When It Does by me ([livejournal.com profile] moonbeamsfanfic), which was written in response to this prompt at [livejournal.com profile] tfanonkink, the Transformers Anonymous Kink Meme. You should probably be reading these in order, m'kay?

The cycle of porn and snark continues! Can no one save us! )

EDIT: Changed the title. ::shrugs:: Dang titles are always the hardest part for me.
moonbeamsfanfic: (*surfing for porn* - Lex from Smallville)
This is the Bonus Chapter written for a prompt on the Transformers Anonymous Kink Meme at [livejournal.com profile] tfanonkink. Please read the original story, Size Doesn't Matter, Except When It Does, first. Thank you!

Night monitoring duty -- not so boring after all! )
moonbeamsfanfic: (*surfing for porn* - Lex from Smallville)
Written for the Transformers Anonymous Kink Meme at [livejournal.com profile] tfanonkink. Original prompt requested Rumble/Starscream size difference with a twist. Kinks include reverse size difference, self-interfacing, voyeurism, competitiveness, dirty talk, multiple overloads, oral, winglust, and snark. Lots and lots of snark! (Oy, those two wouldn't shut up for the snark! *eg*)

Originally posted anonymously here: http://community.livejournal.com/tfanonkink/603.html?thread=1081947#t1081947

Title: Size Doesn't Matter, Except When It Does
Author: Moonbeam's Predilections
Genre: Transformers G1 -- Kink fic
Pairing: Rumble/Starscream
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 8,127 (main story), 2,142 (bonus chapter), 10,269 words total

Summary:
Most Cybertronians have both a spike and a valve, but an unlucky few are only either/or. Rumble formatted as spike-only; Starscream as valve-only. Both suffer disadvantages that often lead to them avoiding interface in favour of self-service. Then Rumble discovers Starscream's similar but opposite problem, and decides to put two and two together to their mutual satisfaction. Sticky, obviously!

Good things DO come in small packages! )
moonbeamsfanfic: (Default)
Yay, finally... it's Jack-fic the Second! Supposedly written for the [livejournal.com profile] 10_inspirations challenge, although I obviously suck at being inspired since it took a convo with [livejournal.com profile] lyl_devil in a comment-thread of [livejournal.com profile] crimsonquills's to get me to finish it. But hey, look, and it only took me nine months to write! Woot, I'm on a roll!


Title: Conference Call
Author: Moonbeam's Predilections
Genre: Stargate SG-1 (season 9, with elements of SGA season 1)/NCIS
Rating: G
Word count: 880
Prompt: Phrase #6 - Portals of discovery

One ringy-dingy, two ringy-dingy... )
moonbeamsfanfic: (Default)
Here's part 2 of [livejournal.com profile] redwolfoz's birthday fic, the sequel to The Occisor's Charisma.

Thanks for the permission to keep playing in your !verse, Wolf! :)

... and the mystery deepens )
moonbeamsfanfic: (Default)
Jack-fic the First! Written for the [livejournal.com profile] 10_inspirations challenge. One down, nine to go! :D

Title: Homecoming
Author: Moonbeam's Predilections
Genre: Stargate SG-1 (season 8)/ Highlander crossover
Rating: G
Word count: 480
Prompt: Word #10 - Slugabed

slugabed: one who stays in bed until a late hour )
moonbeamsfanfic: (The Plot Bunny Factory)
Once a year, every year, a special time must come. A time to celebrate, to rejoice in our good fortune, and of course, to give presents. Today is that time... for it is the inimitable [livejournal.com profile] redwolfoz's birthday. And as her good, dear, and oh-so-lovable friend, I've hauled out my muse and done my best to write her a fic worthy as a gift.

Or, well, that was the intention anyway. I seem to have had a slight problem with her prompt. ::blushes:: Heh.

In line with the requested "vegetation" theme, this supposedly simple little fic idea I had went and grew a plot. A plot! Ficlet's aren't supposed to have plots, 'specially not the b-day prezzie kind! But alas, this one does...

2000 words later, and the real story is only just beginning... )

So now, if my Wolf does not object, I'll take a page out of her book and continue the tale in a series of short interconnected ficlets. If she so desires...

::bows:: By your leave, Red Wolf, I wish you a bountiful and joyous, Happy Birthday!

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