moonbeamsfanfic: (Zombie Jesus! - Farnsworth from Futurama)
Just for the record, I double-checked that none of my sparkling names are claimed in canon. Whether any of them have been used for fan characters, I do not know. If so, it was entirely accidental and coincidental. M'kay?

Title: Reasons Jazz Is A Lucky Mech, #248
Author: Moonbeam's Predilections
Fandom: Transformers G1
Genre: Humour, Romance, Crack and Fluff!
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 3,030 words this part, 9,852 words total (it crosses the 10,000 word mark if you include chapter titles and summary!)

Part 1: In which Jazz learns what the Decepticons are getting up to when they're not causing trouble.

Part 2: In which Jazz learns that Seekers ain't the only ones with quirky programming.

Part 3: In which the time has come.

Part 4: In which lucky!Jazz *gets* lucky.

Part 5: In which fun times are had by all.

Part 6: In which grown mechs act like sparklings when they're expecting 'em.

Part 7: In which the sparklings bring the factions closer together. )

\o/ Yay, I finished! What started out as a little ficlet crack-bunny had the nerve to grow and evolve into a real story -- it was the Fic That Could! It had me writing it every spare moment I was awake (and sometimes while I was asleep!) to finish it, and now I finally did. Thank Primus!

Right! On to the next project! XD
moonbeamsfanfic: (Default)
The bonus chapter that wasn't supposed to exist, but which the story just doesn't work without!

Title: Reasons Jazz Is A Lucky Mech, #248
Author: Moonbeam's Predilections
Fandom: Transformers G1
Genre: Humour, Romance, Borderline Crack and Getting Crackier!
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 1,394 words this part, 6,821 words total

Part 1: In which Jazz learns what the Decepticons are getting up to when they're not causing trouble.

Part 2: In which Jazz learns that Seekers ain't the only ones with quirky programming.

Part 3: In which the time has come.

Part 4: In which lucky!Jazz *gets* lucky.

Part 5: In which fun times are had by all.

Part 6: In which grown mechs act like sparklings when they're expecting 'em. )

Except for the Epilogue, of course! ;)
moonbeamsfanfic: (C is for Crack)
Title: Reasons Jazz Is A Lucky Mech, #248
Author: Moonbeam's Predilections
Fandom: Transformers G1
Genre: Humour, Romance, Borderline Crack and Getting Crackier!
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 1,479 words this part, 5,426 words total

Part 1: In which Jazz learns what the Decepticons are getting up to when they're not causing trouble.

Part 2: In which Jazz learns that Seekers ain't the only ones with quirky programming.

Part 3: In which the time has come.

Part 4: In which lucky!Jazz *gets* lucky.

Part 5: In which fun times are had by all. )

You know, I could probably end the fic right here. It's kind of complete in and of itself, when you think about it. But where'd the fun in that be? An epilogue may still be very much needed, methinks. ;)
moonbeamsfanfic: (Touch - Endy/Sere from Sailor Moon)
Hmm... looks like two more parts of this to go. Might even be done by Sunday if I get lucky! XD

Title: Reasons Jazz Is A Lucky Mech, #248
Author: Moonbeam's Predilections
Fandom: Transformers G1
Genre: Humour, Romance, Borderline Crack and Getting Crackier!
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,024 words this part, 3,946 words total (so far)

Part 1: In which Jazz learns what the Decepticons are getting up to when they're not causing trouble.

Part 2: In which Jazz learns that Seekers ain't the only ones with quirky programming.

Part 3: In which the time has come.

Part 4: In which lucky!Jazz *gets* lucky. )

P.S. I opted not to raise the rating on account of this sparksex business being awfully damn tame in comparison to my usual porn. ;P
moonbeamsfanfic: (Permission to Sin - Don from Numb3rs)
Inspired by my reading and loving of Aeos on the non-sticky page of the [livejournal.com profile] tfanonkink meme, I just couldn't help myself. I had to try my own hand at the classic fandom trope of Seekers in heat and going through breeding cycles.

And then it didn't even turn out as cracky as I was expecting! The nerve! ;P

Title: Reasons Jazz Is A Lucky Mech, #248
Author: Moonbeam's Predilections
Fandom: Transformers G1
Genre: Humour, Romance
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,052 words this part, 2,921 words total (so far)

Part 1: In which Jazz learns what the Decepticons are getting up to when they're not causing trouble.

Part 2: In which Jazz learns that Seekers ain't the only ones with quirky programming.

Part 3: In which the time has come. )
moonbeamsfanfic: (Transformers Faction Symbols)
Inspired by my reading and loving of Aeos on the non-sticky page of the [livejournal.com profile] tfanonkink meme, I just couldn't help myself. I had to try my own hand at the classic fandom trope of Seekers in heat and going through breeding cycles.

And then it didn't even turn out as cracky as I was expecting! The nerve! ;P

Title: Reasons Jazz Is A Lucky Mech, #248
Author: Moonbeam's Predilections
Fandom: Transformers G1
Genre: Humour, Romance
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,016 words this part, 1,868 words total (so far)

Part 1: In which Jazz learns what the Decepticons are getting up to when they're not causing trouble.

Part 2: In which Jazz learns that Seekers ain't the only ones with quirky programming. )

Next part tomorrow!
moonbeamsfanfic: (Transformers Faction Symbols)
So I'm reading and absolutely loving Aeos on the non-sticky page of the [livejournal.com profile] tfanonkink meme, and I just couldn't stop thinking about how funny the truth is. There really ARE a lot of those Seekers in heat and breeding cycle kinds of stories going around -- and I think I've read most of 'em!

And then the next thing I knew I was writing this... ;P

Title: Reasons Jazz Is A Lucky Mech, #248
Author: Moonbeam's Predilections
Fandom: Transformers G1
Genre: Humour, Romance
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 852

You know all those stories about Seekers in heat and going through breeding cycles? Well, Jazz didn’t. He does now. )

EDIT: Added about 400 more words 2 hours later to round out the chapter, in case you read the first bit previously. ;)
moonbeamsfanfic: (C is for Crack)
Right. So, [livejournal.com profile] katsuko has some kind of evil perverted porn ping-pong powers that I am apparently helpless to resist. She started it by writing this amazingly kinky prompt, which I then had to write. Then she makes it worse by writing a sequel to my fic! That fiend! But the true devious qualities of her ploy are revealed when her sequel entices me into a writing a sequel of my own. A sequel to her sequel, no less!

Yes, yes my friends, she is truly an evil evil creature. With her around, the porn never ends! *eg*

Title: When The Cat's Away, The Mice Will Play
Author: Moonbeam's Predilections
Genre: Transformers G1 -- Kinky sticky fic! (D'uh!)
Pairing: Rumble/Starscream
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,500 words

Notes: This story is a sequel to Obscene Comm Calls by [livejournal.com profile] katsuko, which is a sequel to Size Doesn't Matter, Except When It Does by me ([livejournal.com profile] moonbeamsfanfic), which was written in response to this prompt at [livejournal.com profile] tfanonkink, the Transformers Anonymous Kink Meme. You should probably be reading these in order, m'kay?

The cycle of porn and snark continues! Can no one save us! )

EDIT: Changed the title. ::shrugs:: Dang titles are always the hardest part for me.
moonbeamsfanfic: (*surfing for porn* - Lex from Smallville)
This is the Bonus Chapter written for a prompt on the Transformers Anonymous Kink Meme at [livejournal.com profile] tfanonkink. Please read the original story, Size Doesn't Matter, Except When It Does, first. Thank you!

Night monitoring duty -- not so boring after all! )
moonbeamsfanfic: (*surfing for porn* - Lex from Smallville)
Written for the Transformers Anonymous Kink Meme at [livejournal.com profile] tfanonkink. Original prompt requested Rumble/Starscream size difference with a twist. Kinks include reverse size difference, self-interfacing, voyeurism, competitiveness, dirty talk, multiple overloads, oral, winglust, and snark. Lots and lots of snark! (Oy, those two wouldn't shut up for the snark! *eg*)

Originally posted anonymously here: http://community.livejournal.com/tfanonkink/603.html?thread=1081947#t1081947

Title: Size Doesn't Matter, Except When It Does
Author: Moonbeam's Predilections
Genre: Transformers G1 -- Kink fic
Pairing: Rumble/Starscream
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 8,127 (main story), 2,142 (bonus chapter), 10,269 words total

Summary:
Most Cybertronians have both a spike and a valve, but an unlucky few are only either/or. Rumble formatted as spike-only; Starscream as valve-only. Both suffer disadvantages that often lead to them avoiding interface in favour of self-service. Then Rumble discovers Starscream's similar but opposite problem, and decides to put two and two together to their mutual satisfaction. Sticky, obviously!

Good things DO come in small packages! )
moonbeamsfanfic: (Default)
Yeah, it's not the Jack fics yet, but at least it proves my muse has finally returned from it's year-long vacation. ;)

This was written earler today as a comment fic prezzie for [livejournal.com profile] crimsonquills's birthday. I was originally planning to continue it until the inevitable smutty conclusion, but work intruded and I lost my rhythm. Luckily, it seems to end on a fairly suitable point so I'm not too worried about finishing it. I may or may not get around to writing the actual porn later on... sorry, Nix!

Um, happy birthday anyway? XD

It's mild slash, obviously: Gibbs and Tony, with kissing! Yay! )
moonbeamsfanfic: (Default)
Written literally quite late (I finished at 4:30am last night, er... earlier this morning) for the Remus/Sirius Raising Harry Ficathon. All stories are, obviously, AU kidfics with a background slash-based relationship. But the terms of the ficathon, having been conceived in May and June, are that there are no HBP-spoilers in any of the stories.

In response to:
Challenge # 7: Harry encounters problems at school (Muggle or Wizarding) because his guardians are a same-sex couple.

Miss Tupping is concerned about her favourite student. )

Author's Notes: This wasn't the story I'd intended to write, being much more serious and dark than my usual wont, but it is what wanted itself written. Hope the challengee isn't too disappointed. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] xwingace for the last minute beta.
moonbeamsfanfic: (Default)
My entry for [livejournal.com profile] leni_ba's [livejournal.com profile] cya_ficathon masterlist -- Angel/Spike, m/m slash, NC-17

My assignment:
Characters/Pairings you want the story to focus on: Angel/Spike
Characters/Pairings you want in the story also: Illyria, Connor
Things you want: Post AtS Los Angeles, a phone call from Buffy to Angel (positive, please); A humorous exchange about Connor having two vampire daddies
Things you don't want: No more than passing mention of Cordelia.
Extras: Make it dirty and naked, baby. *G* Dark is fine, but... I'm about "dreary and hopeless"-ed out. Have mercy.

Well, okay! :D Here you go... May [livejournal.com profile] theantijoss enjoy! (::Moon blinks in stunned shock:: Holy shit, I wrote for Ducks?! Talk about intimidation! ::blink, blink:: Wow, I'm honoured. ;P)

Comforting Fire (Rated NC-17) )
moonbeamsfanfic: (Default)
Morning, folks! Look what I found while cleaning out the hard-drive... It's kinda weird and, uh, hokie but I like it. ::shrugs::

Title: Bird's Eye View -- Cascade
Fandom: The Sentinel
Rating: R, m/m SLASH
Pairing: Jim/Blair, Panther/Wolf - SLASH
Summary: A little warbler finds a new perch and some interesting viewing in the concrete forest of Cas-cade.
Size: 22K

Notes: I first wrote this story in 2002. It was/is intended as the first of a Trilogy; one which spans several fandoms. “Bird’s Eye View -- Seacouver” comes next, followed by “Bird’s Eye View -- Cheyenne”. So, that’s Sentinel to Highlander to Stargate. Only thing is, I never got around to writing more than a few paragraphs in the HL or SG-1 versions. Hence, this story has never been posted anywhere... making it only sorta new. :)

Tales the little birdie never told... )
moonbeamsfanfic: (Wolf -- m.f.p.)
Written for Mosca's Free Verse Poetry Challenge: any fandom, any genre, a few lines of obscure poetry. This is my entry. Special thanks to Knightshade for the beta.

Fandom: Forever Knight
Genre: Slash
Pairing: Nick/LaCroix
Rating: PG-13
Size: 30K

Knightly Observance by Moonbeam )

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