moonbeamsfanfic: (Zombie Jesus! - Farnsworth from Futurama)
Just for the record, I double-checked that none of my sparkling names are claimed in canon. Whether any of them have been used for fan characters, I do not know. If so, it was entirely accidental and coincidental. M'kay?

Title: Reasons Jazz Is A Lucky Mech, #248
Author: Moonbeam's Predilections
Fandom: Transformers G1
Genre: Humour, Romance, Crack and Fluff!
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 3,030 words this part, 9,852 words total (it crosses the 10,000 word mark if you include chapter titles and summary!)

Part 1: In which Jazz learns what the Decepticons are getting up to when they're not causing trouble.

Part 2: In which Jazz learns that Seekers ain't the only ones with quirky programming.

Part 3: In which the time has come.

Part 4: In which lucky!Jazz *gets* lucky.

Part 5: In which fun times are had by all.

Part 6: In which grown mechs act like sparklings when they're expecting 'em.

Part 7: In which the sparklings bring the factions closer together. )

\o/ Yay, I finished! What started out as a little ficlet crack-bunny had the nerve to grow and evolve into a real story -- it was the Fic That Could! It had me writing it every spare moment I was awake (and sometimes while I was asleep!) to finish it, and now I finally did. Thank Primus!

Right! On to the next project! XD
moonbeamsfanfic: (Default)
The bonus chapter that wasn't supposed to exist, but which the story just doesn't work without!

Title: Reasons Jazz Is A Lucky Mech, #248
Author: Moonbeam's Predilections
Fandom: Transformers G1
Genre: Humour, Romance, Borderline Crack and Getting Crackier!
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 1,394 words this part, 6,821 words total

Part 1: In which Jazz learns what the Decepticons are getting up to when they're not causing trouble.

Part 2: In which Jazz learns that Seekers ain't the only ones with quirky programming.

Part 3: In which the time has come.

Part 4: In which lucky!Jazz *gets* lucky.

Part 5: In which fun times are had by all.

Part 6: In which grown mechs act like sparklings when they're expecting 'em. )

Except for the Epilogue, of course! ;)
moonbeamsfanfic: (C is for Crack)
Title: Reasons Jazz Is A Lucky Mech, #248
Author: Moonbeam's Predilections
Fandom: Transformers G1
Genre: Humour, Romance, Borderline Crack and Getting Crackier!
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 1,479 words this part, 5,426 words total

Part 1: In which Jazz learns what the Decepticons are getting up to when they're not causing trouble.

Part 2: In which Jazz learns that Seekers ain't the only ones with quirky programming.

Part 3: In which the time has come.

Part 4: In which lucky!Jazz *gets* lucky.

Part 5: In which fun times are had by all. )

You know, I could probably end the fic right here. It's kind of complete in and of itself, when you think about it. But where'd the fun in that be? An epilogue may still be very much needed, methinks. ;)
moonbeamsfanfic: (Touch - Endy/Sere from Sailor Moon)
Hmm... looks like two more parts of this to go. Might even be done by Sunday if I get lucky! XD

Title: Reasons Jazz Is A Lucky Mech, #248
Author: Moonbeam's Predilections
Fandom: Transformers G1
Genre: Humour, Romance, Borderline Crack and Getting Crackier!
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,024 words this part, 3,946 words total (so far)

Part 1: In which Jazz learns what the Decepticons are getting up to when they're not causing trouble.

Part 2: In which Jazz learns that Seekers ain't the only ones with quirky programming.

Part 3: In which the time has come.

Part 4: In which lucky!Jazz *gets* lucky. )

P.S. I opted not to raise the rating on account of this sparksex business being awfully damn tame in comparison to my usual porn. ;P
moonbeamsfanfic: (Permission to Sin - Don from Numb3rs)
Inspired by my reading and loving of Aeos on the non-sticky page of the [livejournal.com profile] tfanonkink meme, I just couldn't help myself. I had to try my own hand at the classic fandom trope of Seekers in heat and going through breeding cycles.

And then it didn't even turn out as cracky as I was expecting! The nerve! ;P

Title: Reasons Jazz Is A Lucky Mech, #248
Author: Moonbeam's Predilections
Fandom: Transformers G1
Genre: Humour, Romance
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,052 words this part, 2,921 words total (so far)

Part 1: In which Jazz learns what the Decepticons are getting up to when they're not causing trouble.

Part 2: In which Jazz learns that Seekers ain't the only ones with quirky programming.

Part 3: In which the time has come. )
moonbeamsfanfic: (Transformers Faction Symbols)
Inspired by my reading and loving of Aeos on the non-sticky page of the [livejournal.com profile] tfanonkink meme, I just couldn't help myself. I had to try my own hand at the classic fandom trope of Seekers in heat and going through breeding cycles.

And then it didn't even turn out as cracky as I was expecting! The nerve! ;P

Title: Reasons Jazz Is A Lucky Mech, #248
Author: Moonbeam's Predilections
Fandom: Transformers G1
Genre: Humour, Romance
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,016 words this part, 1,868 words total (so far)

Part 1: In which Jazz learns what the Decepticons are getting up to when they're not causing trouble.

Part 2: In which Jazz learns that Seekers ain't the only ones with quirky programming. )

Next part tomorrow!
moonbeamsfanfic: (Transformers Faction Symbols)
So I'm reading and absolutely loving Aeos on the non-sticky page of the [livejournal.com profile] tfanonkink meme, and I just couldn't stop thinking about how funny the truth is. There really ARE a lot of those Seekers in heat and breeding cycle kinds of stories going around -- and I think I've read most of 'em!

And then the next thing I knew I was writing this... ;P

Title: Reasons Jazz Is A Lucky Mech, #248
Author: Moonbeam's Predilections
Fandom: Transformers G1
Genre: Humour, Romance
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 852

You know all those stories about Seekers in heat and going through breeding cycles? Well, Jazz didn’t. He does now. )

EDIT: Added about 400 more words 2 hours later to round out the chapter, in case you read the first bit previously. ;)
moonbeamsfanfic: (Yay!)
Yay, it's another installment of the Jack-fic crossovers! Ostensibly written for the [livejournal.com profile] 10_inspirations challenge, although it's taking me way too long to get through. Seven more to go! ;P


Title: Waltz Tango Foxtrot
Author: Moonbeam's Predilections
Genre: Stargate SG-1/Transformers 2007 movieverse
Rating: G
Word count: 1950
Prompt: Quote #16 - “I know, a little melodramatic, but you know what they say, one scary sound is worth a thousand threats.” -Rhys in Laurell K. Hamilton's Caress of Twilight

While at Area 51, Jack takes a very *special* jet out for a ride. )
moonbeamsfanfic: (*headdesk* - Star Wars)
You know what's really frustrating? Authors who decide to quit fandom and wipe ALL TRACE OF THEIR EXISTENCE off the intarwebs when they leave.

I get why you might want to leave, I really do. There's lots of perfectly good reasons, and more power to you if you feel one of the them is the right decision for you. But does that mean you have to remove every story you've ever written from every place it is posted before you go? I mean, sure, that's your prerogative as the writer, but there's one little downside you may have neglected to think about first.

I still want to READ them!

::pouts::
moonbeamsfanfic: (*squeeee!* - Dolphin Noises!)
Happy New Year!

(So I'm a little late -- the sentiment is still valid. :P)

Anyway, I've resolved to make this year better than the last year or five. Okay, admittedly, there are a few small snags to the start of my new year. But they're little things really... in the grand scheme of life.

Which brings me to the writing front. Writing, which I am actually going to do again. Yay!

To start, I think I've finally pretty much got most of my fics loaded up on my account at the Archive Of Our Own that I plan to add. It's made me look back at what all I've done in 7 years of writing (over a 12 year span): 43 fics, 19 fandoms, a little over 170,000 words total. Yeah, it's not much compared to most, but it's all I've got. In doing so, though, I've decided that I don't want to have any unfinished fics lingering over my head like a Damocles Sword. I want everything in one place, and to start this decade off right!

So what I'll be focusing on this year is completing all those taunting WIPs I've got dangling around. Including, but not limited to, my seaQuest/Free Willy crossover, the next KR:Fire&Ice AU/M7:ATF AU crossover fic(s), the remaining eight Jack-fic crossovers from [livejournal.com profile] 10_inspirations, and the Stargate: SG-1/Highlander crossover where Methos is Jack's dad. Oh, and continuing the Rumble/Starscream ping-pong porn !verse with [livejournal.com profile] katsuko!

Of course, this won't stop me from writing the occasional new fic as the muse calls. ::coughs:: damned kink meme! ::coughs::

What can I say? I went so many years without a muse at all, I just can't bring myself to ignore her now. ;P

SNOW DAY!

Dec. 5th, 2009 09:17 am
moonbeamsfanfic: (*fail* - Nintendo's Duck Hunt)
So I popped out a half-hour early to clear my driveway, only to be pleasantly surprised to find it completely snow-free. The placement of the trees in my front yard seems to have acted as a perfect windbreak, and no snow made it through. The road, on the other hand... well, I just helped dig two cars out of the the 6-8ft snow drifts covering the street in front of my house.

Yeah. ::facepalms:: Something tells me maybe I shouldn't try to go into work today.

I declare today a SNOW DAY!

So, what are we all doing this fine snow-filled, windy day? ;)
moonbeamsfanfic: (Transformers Faction Symbols)
I am bored. I am sleepy. And I do not want to leave my house tomorrow because the roads are going to suck once all this snow and wind settles down.

Therefore... FIC! )

Fandom: Transformers G1
Genre: GEN, humour
Rating: G
Word count: 1032 words
moonbeamsfanfic: (Pong)
This totally doesn't count as part of the porn ping-pong. It's not even enough to be a side-story, more of a side... drabble. Or drabble-and-a-half, I guess.

Either way, it's not my fault! XD

Some spectators of this sport aren't enjoying the game as much as we are. ::snickers:: )

Looking forward to whatever porny goodness the evil bunnies end up leaving you with, [livejournal.com profile] katsuko. LOL!
moonbeamsfanfic: (C is for Crack)
Right. So, [livejournal.com profile] katsuko has some kind of evil perverted porn ping-pong powers that I am apparently helpless to resist. She started it by writing this amazingly kinky prompt, which I then had to write. Then she makes it worse by writing a sequel to my fic! That fiend! But the true devious qualities of her ploy are revealed when her sequel entices me into a writing a sequel of my own. A sequel to her sequel, no less!

Yes, yes my friends, she is truly an evil evil creature. With her around, the porn never ends! *eg*

Title: When The Cat's Away, The Mice Will Play
Author: Moonbeam's Predilections
Genre: Transformers G1 -- Kinky sticky fic! (D'uh!)
Pairing: Rumble/Starscream
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,500 words

Notes: This story is a sequel to Obscene Comm Calls by [livejournal.com profile] katsuko, which is a sequel to Size Doesn't Matter, Except When It Does by me ([livejournal.com profile] moonbeamsfanfic), which was written in response to this prompt at [livejournal.com profile] tfanonkink, the Transformers Anonymous Kink Meme. You should probably be reading these in order, m'kay?

The cycle of porn and snark continues! Can no one save us! )

EDIT: Changed the title. ::shrugs:: Dang titles are always the hardest part for me.
moonbeamsfanfic: (*surfing for porn* - Lex from Smallville)
This is the Bonus Chapter written for a prompt on the Transformers Anonymous Kink Meme at [livejournal.com profile] tfanonkink. Please read the original story, Size Doesn't Matter, Except When It Does, first. Thank you!

Night monitoring duty -- not so boring after all! )
moonbeamsfanfic: (*surfing for porn* - Lex from Smallville)
Written for the Transformers Anonymous Kink Meme at [livejournal.com profile] tfanonkink. Original prompt requested Rumble/Starscream size difference with a twist. Kinks include reverse size difference, self-interfacing, voyeurism, competitiveness, dirty talk, multiple overloads, oral, winglust, and snark. Lots and lots of snark! (Oy, those two wouldn't shut up for the snark! *eg*)

Originally posted anonymously here: http://community.livejournal.com/tfanonkink/603.html?thread=1081947#t1081947

Title: Size Doesn't Matter, Except When It Does
Author: Moonbeam's Predilections
Genre: Transformers G1 -- Kink fic
Pairing: Rumble/Starscream
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 8,127 (main story), 2,142 (bonus chapter), 10,269 words total

Summary:
Most Cybertronians have both a spike and a valve, but an unlucky few are only either/or. Rumble formatted as spike-only; Starscream as valve-only. Both suffer disadvantages that often lead to them avoiding interface in favour of self-service. Then Rumble discovers Starscream's similar but opposite problem, and decides to put two and two together to their mutual satisfaction. Sticky, obviously!

Good things DO come in small packages! )
moonbeamsfanfic: (Default)
So, evidently my entire flist is slowly being taking over by Criminal Minds fans. I've never even seen a single moment of the show, but I have read a few crossovers fics with it.

Is it really all that? Am I missing greatness without ever knowing about it? Because I hate to say it, but with a possible exception of Castle, my TV viewing schedule has been sadly lacking in greatness for a while. This may be a show worth investing in.

[Poll #1473966]


Also, guess what? I'm actually writing a new fic! ::waits for it::

Dude, I know! Three years of abso-lutely NOTHING and suddenly there's new fic on the horizon? Wacky! It's like some weird parallel universe -- time travel, back in time to the days when Moonbeam was actually an active fanfiction author.

Or, you know, an inactive author as the case often was.

But hey, three years later I've finally managed to create again! YAY!

Of course, it won't do any of you much good. I doubt any of you would be interested in reading 10,000 words of kinky '80s cartoon robot porn, huh? Yeah, didn't think so. ::coughs:: Yes, the first thing I write in ages is Transformers-G1 smut. But it's for a good cause! I got inspired by a request on the TF Anonymous Kink Meme and the next thing I knew...

Anyway, it'll be done hopefully in the next day or two, and then I'll post it here just for completeness sake. Don't worry, none of you are expected to read it! :P

See ya on the flipside,
Moon.
moonbeamsfanfic: (Subtext What Subtext? - Big Wolf on Camp)
Over the years, I've become a lot more discerning about the quality of fiction I'll read. Despite working in a library, I rarely read books anymore because the quality of the writing for most pro-fic absolutely sucks in comparison to amateur fanfic authors who write because they love it, instead of just because they're paid for it.

Because of that, my standards for high-quality fic have risen drastically over the years. But one thing seems to have remained the same: my love for detailed world-building. Any author who can take a concept and develop it so thoroughly that I end up living and breathing it, seeing it as its own reality, even dreaming about it at night? Those are the stories I love the most, the ones I never forget, and keep going back to over and over again. They are stories which do more than just explore the characters or follow a cunning plot, they are stories that feel alive... rich and immense with detail, background, meaning and future possibilties. They are stories which have created a reality all their own, one which when done well, can often feel more real than canon.

There are several authors I can think of off the top of my head who do this with ease:

1. Macx (aka Gryph) with her undisputed Fire & Ice series in the Knight Rider fandom

2. James Walkswithwind (aka [livejournal.com profile] zortified) with her enormously popular 'Centaur AU That Eats Fandoms', to which the world-building was so rich I came to love a show I'd never even heard of just through reading it. (To this day, I've never seen an episode of Houston Knights despite reading several hundred fics for it.)

3. Nix (aka [livejournal.com profile] crimsonquills) who continued the Centaur AU brilliantly into two new fandoms and gave it even more depth and richness.

4. Red Wolf (aka [livejournal.com profile] redwolfoz) whose werewolves Wolf and Declan have been part of my personal life for so long I've claimed Dec as my own perfect mate. Alas, too bad he's ficitonal. ::pouts::

5. TenthMuse1 who seems to excel in world-builing, even if her most popular one is a world I don't particularly like.

6. Jennifer Lyon and Suzanne Bickerstaff with their classic, beloved fantasy X-Files novels, The Magician Trilogy (in four books).

7. Sam (aka [livejournal.com profile] copperbadge)'s better-than-canon Sirius and Remus raising Harry Potter AU.

8. Domenika Marzione (aka [livejournal.com profile] miss_porcupine) who has taken the flippant world of Stargate: Atlantis and given it's military a voice and believability, as well a host of characters the readers keep looking for every episode despite them not actually being canon.

9. Susan Foster's Sentinel GDP AU, which while often unpleasant, no can deny has a life of its own.

and of course,

10. The entire Magnificent Seven fandom, who cooperatively brought to life the ATF AU based off of one tiny little fic by Mog.

And now the newest name to add to my list, Sanjuno Shori Niko (aka [livejournal.com profile] sanjuno), who's taken the original G1 of Transformers and built an entire culture from the dregs of canon. A culture that revolves around my favourite characters, the sleek and gorgeous Seekers: Starscream, Thundercracker, and Skywarp.

~*~

The Nine Rings of Vos, A Transformers G1 Fanfic
by Sanjuno Shori Niko

Summary: The Seekers have a plan, one that spans the entire length of the war, and is now coming to fruition. Soundwave and the Cassettacons get caught up in the plot, and somehow cannot find it in their sparks to regret any of it. As for the Autobot and Decepticon factions, well, they are all just really, really confused.

~*~


Link goes to the main timeline of series that span over 50 stories and millions of years. It's fun, full of humour and love, and best of all... builds a world I can't help but love.
moonbeamsfanfic: (Potc - Made of WIN!)
I went ice skating tonight for the first time in over a decade...

...and I only fell six times!

Go me! \o/

I'll probably be paying for this tomorrow though. Oh, well, it was fun! :P

LOL!

Dec. 18th, 2008 12:17 pm
moonbeamsfanfic: (Humans! - Hermiod the Asgard)
The news just announced that NORAD's "Captain Carter" is in charge of tracking Santa this year.

Heh, I am easily amused. XD

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